Adjaxon

Adjaxon is a kinda random dude with a loud laugh who always smells of bananas and coke. He will help your parents move house but won't lend anyone his chess set. Adjaxon loves ice skating and animal movies, but ont the ones where the animals are real.

I liked him, he was totally Adjaxon.

Adjaxon by freakyguy June 27, 2019

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Adjasoning

Simply the art of taking care of a child that you do not take ownership for.

I heard Becky is adjasoning that kid again...

Adjasoning by Andrew Plicet February 7, 2009

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adjasont home

A dwelling dat is next door to someone named Jason.

Buying an adjasont home might indeed be a good idea if said "Mr. J" is a nice guy, but thinking dat you'll find a pot of gold there is merely "jason rainbows".

adjasont home by QuacksO June 8, 2023

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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