Adams Disease

An incredibly annoying skin disease commonly found in young men. It infects the host, diminishing their mental capacity and reducing them to slobbering immature idiots. Also causes genital deformation and sever attraction to the same sex, leading to sever anal bleeding. Sadly, this disease progresses until the victim is completly consumed by the desire to have sex with men, becoming a complete cum dumpster.

(Rob)Hey, did you see Danial, he got the Adams Disease.

(Dave) Yea, I feel sorry for that little bitch but that asshole had it coming. Did you hear that his penis fell off?

(Rob) Damn that kid has it bad!

Adams Disease by revenge345 July 8, 2007

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Adam's Disease

The act of acting like a 'school girl' upon seeing the naked flesh of a women's breast region.

Girl: *naked* Are my boobs too small?
Boy: Eeeeeeeeeeeee~ *jumps up and down*
Girl: You must have Adam's Disease.

"So, what happened?"
"Well Doctor, I lost a liter of blood while staring at my girlfriends boobs."
"Ah, you must have Adam's Disease."

Adam's Disease by Kingpoopoo October 14, 2011

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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