Adam is the smartest and kindest person you'll ever meet, he is also the hottest man to live and breath on the planet Earth. Lady's say he is very handsome and that he is one of a kind. He loves cuddles and would be the perfect boyfriend.
Girl 1: "Oh my gosh Adam is soooo hot." Girl 2: " Lol I know right, I would leave my boyfriend just for a 40 second cuddle session with Adam."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).