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Adam Bird 

Adam bird is the greatest basketball player to ever step foot on thou court. His pure skill causes you to defecate in your draws. When big Adam Bird posts up, the look of him alone will send you into major depressionate constipation that can last for up to 8 boners long.

Although Adam 'Him' Bird has never been scored on, headband Guor is the only chance left.
"Yo is that him!!"
"Yeah bro thats Adam Bird"
Adam Bird by Smittys May 7, 2023
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Adam Birdseye

She'd get it, but she wouldn't want it!
Said when observing hot girls -
"Oh she's fit... yeah, she's an Adam Birdseye"