in platonic or workplace relationships when you consider a friend of the opposite gender to be non-sexual, named after the style of moulded plastic underwear worn by the britsh toy 'action-man'. I.e. You can't find them sexual because from your point of view they lack genitals.
your friend Barbara is really hot, but I suppose you've known her such a long time she wears action-man pants...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!