Ace of Clubs

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Slang term for Grey-romantic Asexual - a person whose romantic attraction is between romantic and aromantic but doesn't feel any sexual attraction whatsoever (they may have non-consensual sex to please their partner per se).

Other asexual card terms include Ace of Hearts (an Alloromantic Asexual, Ace of Spades (an Aromantic Asexual or Ace of Diamonds (a Demiromantic Asexual).

Person 1: Woah, he's dating someone? He said he's an ace!
Person 2: Actually, he's an Ace of Clubs - a grey asexual.

Person 1: *confused face*
Person 2: It's rare for him to feel romantically attracted, but he can. But yeah, only on rare occasion.

Ace of Clubs by ONGN December 7, 2019

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Ace of Clubs

Another word for Ass or butt

Dat ho got a bangin' Ace of Clubs

Ace of Clubs by Kreg Keagy August 23, 2007

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Ace of spades and the 5 of clubs

To lay down a vicious ass-beating country style.

I'll come down there and lay the ace of spades and the 5 of clubs on yer' ass if n' ya' don't stop humpin' my sister-lover!

Ace of spades and the 5 of clubs by Eskotwo April 7, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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