Ace Sorcerer

A true god among men. His presence alone is enough to make his enemies bow down in fear, and give his allies the hope to fight for a new day. His dick size rivals the length and girth you see in porn-stars when you go "Monster Cock" on xvideos. Hes rumored to be one of the founding members on the secret society know as "thot patrol" however no evidence has been found to back this up as he seems to be working with some sort of cult at the moment. He is a real niggra, not only stealing from dollar stores but also stealing your memes and your dad (because his left). He blesses the world with his words of wisdom and stories from the old times that have been passed down for multiple generations. He was the first person to truly understand King Crimsons ability. Whilst gaming on his 10k pc, he puts homosexuals and white knights in their place before going home and selling lolis to old Italian men. He exsists in the truemans world and is someone we should all worship and strive to be like.

Example 1
Thot 1: "Oh no, he found us thotting around his base! We gotta run and get outta here!"
Thot 2: "One does not just run away from Ace Sorcerer. Were as good as dead now."
Thot 3: **Dog face filter**

Example 2
Benjamin: " Yo bro, i saw Ace Sorcerer walking down the street today and after stopping and praying that he forgives my wasteyute ways, I made sure to tell him how great he is!"
Lin: Good on you man, make sure that you praise Ace Sorcerer at least once an hour!"

Example 3
Pornstar with 9 incher: "I DONT UNDERSTAND, HOW IS YOUR COCK SO BIG?!"
Ace Sorcerer himself: "Scum like you will never ascend heaven and get dicks this big."
Pornstar with 9 incher: **dies**

Ace Sorcerer by Aloyalfollower March 13, 2018

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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Ace Sorcerer • ace • Ace of Spades • Ace of Kpop • ace-deuce • ace boon coon • Ace In The Hole • Ace of Base • ace rockola • Ace Ventura

chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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