An instrument of torture. Often, masochistic humans will listen to one to atone for their sins of late.
The accordian was played for five hours to the man who had committed murder. Afterwards, he committed another thing.
Suicide.
Suicide.
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
Female version of the rusty trombone, where a guy or girl tosses a females salad while fingering her box from a reach around position
Last night i had a concert in my bedroom, my girl played my rusty trombone and i returned the favor by playing a solo on her rusty accordian
by R.M.C, September 10, 2008
With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."
by Avalon_the_Infected April 2, 2005
The situation that occurs when a man's penile shaft appears ridiculously small when flacid, but grows to an abnormal, if not surprising size when erect.
Michael's penis was 2 inches long when he was at his grandma's house, but later as he watched gay porn, his penile shaft grew to an impressive 10 inches. Michael experienced the Accordian Effect.
by Ellikay48 September 24, 2007
One of the two moxie-class characters selectable in the online , text-based role-playing game, "Kingdom of Loathing."
by Justin Dodson December 12, 2006
George Shearing, the great jazz pianist, used to joke that a 'gentleman' was someone who knew how to play the accordian, but didn't.
by Ben-Him September 12, 2003