3 definition by Ben-Him

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A man who attracts women the way a magnet attracts iron shavings.
Babes can't keep their hands off that guy; he's a total chick magnet.
by Ben-Him November 23, 2003

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A Lesbian
Dude, not only do you not stand a chance with her, that cat licker is president of the K. D. Lang Fan Club!
by Ben-Him September 01, 2003

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A musical instrument that no one under the age of 87 ever wants to play or listen to.
George Shearing, the great jazz pianist, used to joke that a 'gentleman' was someone who knew how to play the accordian, but didn't.
by Ben-Him September 11, 2003

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