cat licker

A Lesbian

Dude, not only do you not stand a chance with her, that cat licker is president of the K. D. Lang Fan Club!

by Ben-Him September 02, 2003

chick magnet

A man who attracts women the way a magnet attracts iron shavings.

Babes can't keep their hands off that guy; he's a total chick magnet.

by Ben-Him November 24, 2003

Accordian

A musical instrument that no one under the age of 87 ever wants to play or listen to.

George Shearing, the great jazz pianist, used to joke that a 'gentleman' was someone who knew how to play the accordian, but didn't.

by Ben-Him September 12, 2003