accordian thief

With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...

The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."

accordian thief by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

accordian theif 

One of the two moxie-class characters selectable in the online , text-based role-playing game, "Kingdom of Loathing."

"Hey, Jim, which character did you pick on KoL?"
"Oh, I'm an accordian theif."

accordian theif by Justin Dodson December 15, 2006

Accordion Theif 

A surprise clitfucking, in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out, when you're playing all night and the music's all right.

Terry is so god damned hot, I think tonight I'm going to pull her into a back alley and pop her an accordion theif.

Accordion Theif by Colonel_Hogs April 8, 2007