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Academology

The study of the academy, science, the scientific community, and scientific/academic consensus—as social constructions that reproduce the same structures as other systems of social control, such as politics, organized religion, and bureaucracies. Academology examines how academic hierarchies, peer review, funding mechanisms, and prestige economies shape what counts as knowledge. It asks: how do academics police boundaries, enforce orthodoxy, and exclude dissent? How does the academy reproduce class, race, and gender inequalities? Academology reveals that 'objective' science is produced by very human institutions with their own rituals, power struggles, and gatekeepers.
Example: “Academology research showed that the Nobel Prize functions like a secular sainthood—anointing a few while obscuring the collaborative, institutional labor that made the discovery possible.”
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Academology

The study of the academy, science, scientific consensus, and the scientific community using Kremlinological methods—inferring the hidden politics of citation, funding, peer review, and career advancement. Academologists analyze which research gets funded, which papers are cited, which theories are labeled “fringe,” and which scientists are promoted. Like Sovietologists tracking the rise and fall of party officials, academologists track the rise and fall of research programs, noting that scientific revolutions often require the retirement (or death) of old gatekeepers. The field demystifies the image of science as pure reason, revealing it as a human institution with its own power struggles, orthodoxies, and excommunications.
Example: "Academology research demonstrated that a promising theory was suppressed for a decade because its proponents lacked access to elite journal editorial boards—not because the evidence was weak, but because the social structure of the field excluded them."
Academology by Abzugal April 2, 2026
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Academiology

Study of the spread and control of the mental illnesses inherent in the halls of the academy.

Etymology: Academia + Epidemiology.
Graduate student 1: "Why are you so consumed with keeping up on all the rumors and gossip in the department?"

Graduate student 2: "I'm not into gossip. I'm studying academiology."

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026