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abercrombie bitch 

abercrombie bitch: n.
someone who will only...

1-buy army cargos just for 80$ for one night with one other friend

2-whose everything (including underwear and pjs)come from abercrombie

3- when its a big deal when "omg i got this bra at victoria's secret!" (not abercrombie)

4- known as the abercrombie girl

5- thinks that thrift store clothing has rabies

6- the abercrombie and fitch label means everything

7- it's in fashion if its at abercrombie

8- her dream boyfriend is an abercrombie model

in a sentence: the abercrombie bitch was dressed head to toe in abercrombie. none of it on sale. and was worth about 1000 dollars.
for all of these see "laura" as an abercrombie bitch
abercrombie bitch by syddie January 7, 2006
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Abercrombie Bitch 

noun: A male who refuses to wear any other label than Abercrombie & Fitch.

To most normal people, it would appear that the Abercrombie Bitch has a fetish for the brand. The majority of Abercrombie Bitches are just straight-up obsessed with maintaining their "beastly" image by wearing what they consider to be the "sexiest clothes". However, about ten-percent got hooked on Abercrombie because their gum-chomping sister or girlfriend works there and got them discounts from the store. A lot of chicks dig the Abercrombie Bitch look, but girls who are sane in the head recognize them for what they are: vain douchebags.
Hannah: Dayumm, look at that fiiine piece of ass over there!

Erica: Who, the guy with the Abercrombie fur-lined ski vest, sagging distressed Abercrombie jeans with moose boxers, and Abercrombie sandals? The one who looks like he spent thirty minutes on his hair this morning?

Hannah: Yusssh! Dammnnn he's fine!

Erica: Seriously? He's a total Abercrombie Bitch!
Abercrombie Bitch by xXLROXXx September 13, 2011

Abercrombie bitch 

Man who wears womens jeans, and pays 150$ for a pair of ripped up shirts and pants. AkA Nick Kleiber
Damn dude, look at nick kleiber, what a fucken Abercrombie bitch.
Abercrombie bitch by JonnyC March 15, 2005

abercrombie bitch 

Men who consistently dress better then their girl friends and make it a point to buy all their clothes from abercrombie. Extra douche status is reached when he always reminds her how much better he looks then her.
Hey man look at that hot chick and her abercrombie bitch, I bet she hates having such a bitch as a boy friend.
abercrombie bitch by Luda76 May 16, 2010

abercrombie & bitch 

A power couple made up of a preppie guy wearing abercrombie and fitch and his girlfriend who is supermodel good looking and stuck up so high planes have to avoid her and they won't even acknolodge you exist.
Hey, there goes abercrombie and bitch!
abercrombie & bitch by flacker October 10, 2004

Abercrombie & Bitch 

(slang) Offensive name given to one of the major stores on brand whore lane.
Mary: Did you see his shirt?

Lily: Yeah, he got it at Abercrombie & Bitch.
Abercrombie & Bitch by Ms. Bitch April 22, 2008

Abercrombie & Bitch 

People who wear abercrobie and fitch and are stuck up, or act like they own everyone, or anyone. Aplys to holister and ALL other preppy brands. Should NOT TECNICALLY be called preps but they are almost a combination of jocks, blonds, and yuppies.
Preps, zombies, and jocks.

Look at that prep, they are short, weak and for a Fire-crotch they should be wearing flame retardant pants, not Abercrombie & Bitch pants with holes! AHHH!! NASTY STUPID ASS OF FIRE!

the Abercrombie and Fitch magazine WAS FILLED with porn but then it was taken... thank god.

It is better to show your product on more than 43% of your magazine. If that 43% was the lowest passing percent in a test for magazines, then the Abercrombie and Fitch magazizne would fail.
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