Aaronross

a borderline genius of short stature who has mastered the art of deception, but only uses his "gift" to prey upon the heart and soul of an unsuspecting generous person for whatever it is he may want or need; so good is his narcissistic aptitude that he manages to gain forgiveness from his victims repeatedly, all while still actively chewing the flesh of their existence til there's nothing left but a mere carcass, all while crying crocodile tears to help maintain his facade while he plots on his next victim.

Did you hear what happened to Stacy? Poor foolish lady, she totally got Aaronrossed again.

by Liciously February 8, 2025

aaronlobsterbreath

Someone who smells a lot like lobster

You are such a aaronlobsterbreath

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016

Aaronrodgered

To get backstabbed or left with an empty promise

Jason got aaronrodgered when the girl he liked fucked his best friend.

by BlakeP August 21, 2008