A tall ass white dude thats dick is 6 feet. His kicks go deeper in the endzone then your your dad when his dick is in your mom. He can pancake defenders with his massive dick and he is as strong as an isis terrorist when they have a bomb
The timeless art of tricking your woman while she is layin in bed looking for the remote for the tv. You carefully tell her "here it is" but have your weiner in your hand under the covers so she grabs your boner instead. This is usually performed when the man comes home after drinkin and she is already clearly not in the mood.
I gave my hoebag the aaroncochran last night, she was so pissed she almoast ripped it off!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.