AUTOMUS

The other dragon in "Puff the magic Dragon"

Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea, and Frolicken the "automus" in a land called Alloleen

by geminimom77 December 22, 2008

Autopus

The ability to get automatic pussy from a girl. Usually used in comparison to having to earn it at a party or club. Autopus is head whenever you want it, without any effort. It must be established before one reaches that level, but after that it's as easy as it comes.

Victor: Yo man wanna hit the bar?
Antwan: I don't really need to go through all that trouble, I'll get autopus from Nicole later.
Victor: That's true, sucks that Kim is hooking up with a different guy now.

by acjvdv March 4, 2014

autofustigate

To beat yourself with a stick or a club.

I like to autofustigate.

by Raych December 20, 2004

automisia

Self-hatred; self-loathing.

The failure to satisfy our intersocial desires often causes automisia.

by transientanima December 10, 2016

autopussy

A girl who one has the opportunity to have sex with no matter what when she is around.

I can fuck this girl whenever I wan't. I got autopussy this weekend.

Autopussy is in town tonight, cant wait to get my nut!

by jmoriart December 2, 2010

automasculina

To engage in the act of masturbation - applicable to males only.

Source: Albanian bathroom cleaner, "You do automasculina if you no pooosh manneee?"

Henry was busily engaged in an act of automasculina when Susan walked in on him..

Aaron and Danny, both saddened by their girlfriend's leaving them, copiously engaged in an act of automasculina on each other.

by Roishie September 9, 2005

automasochist

That one guy that keeps taking on the most hopeless, tragic, unnecessary, tragic cars and tries to revive them into "what they should have / could have been". Aka money-pit cars

There's Tom, at it again. Putting a 5 cylinder engine into a VW Fox. Truly a question no one asked. He is a devout automasochist.

by rdavidz December 20, 2021