autocross

a.) A form of motorsport where a person can race anything from a completely stock grocery-getter to a full spec racecar can race against the clock around cones for bragging rights on what a good driver they are.

b.) Something you love that takes all of your time, energy, money, and attention. (also see wife or spouse)

"I would have liked to get a full night sleep, afford to eat lunch all week, and do yard work this last week, but I had an autocross on Sunday and I needed new tires."

by Jeff "The Thorn" H October 16, 2008

autocross

also known as Solo II racing-- the SCCA brand name for autocross competition. Solo II events are driving skill contests that emphasize the driver's ability and the car's handling characteristics. This is accomplished by driving a course that is designated by traffic cones on a low hazard location, such as a parking lot or inactive airstrip.

Autocross is the true grassroots motorsport.

by medaeval December 26, 2003

autocross

an efficient and highly addictive legal function used for (1) drastically reducing the tread life of a set of tires, (2) mercilessly destroying orange cones and (3) ruining a vehicle's alignment.

I had a blast shredding a set of economy radials in 8 runs at last week's autocross.

by Tom Murphy December 31, 2003

Autochrissexual

(also known as autoasexual) to be aroused by content that would normally arouse you and even enjoy masturbation, but having no desire to have sex with another person.

I consider myself to be autochrissexual.

by pegasuspowers June 13, 2015

autocrooner

Term coined by Anthony Fantano, comes from the words crooner and autotune. Used to describe rappers of the trap genre that sing with autotune akin to Young Thug, an artist which popularized the style.

While being part of the current autocrooner wave, Roddy Ricch carried his debut record by having a talent that can carry him beyond the pop inspirations set on it.

by viiiiiibe February 5, 2020

Autoboss

1. a person who exudes game far greater than any 'boss' ever could; one who is a level above a boss and is leagues above such ranks as a 'baller' or, especially, an 'underballer'

1. Jack Bauer is so unbelievably BA that he can only be described as an autoboss.

2. That dude is never false stepping with the ladies - what an autoboss!

by JackBauerIsAnAutoBoss May 2, 2009

autoflossing

to munch on a bearded clam; smooch a beaver; do some serious muff diving

"I can cancel my dental hygiene appointment tomorrow. I did some intense autoflossing last night."

by MrMartini August 5, 2009