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ASES stands for:
Attempting
Suicide
Soon
Example:
one can put ASES in their bio on their discord profile so those who want to dm them or wonder why they aren't online as much it because they're planning a suicide :3

Look

Animbabu.33
#0

ASES!!
I wont be online for a bit if I survive ;3
ASES by .-- .--. -..-. . ... ... August 28, 2023
Words you can keep
What are u doing?
Person #1:Que ases?

Person#2:Nada
Que Ases by Lil Miss Swagga August 15, 2009
1. The spanish word for killer or assassin.
2. First name of a renouned homicidal, masochistic psychopath.
3. A professional and clean way of committing murder.
"Man, there was no evidence as to who Sanjit's killer was, the murder was completely asesino."
asesino by Kermit Cintron May 30, 2008

Buitre Asesino 

Old man from Tijuana who knows NOTHING about Boxing, His only hobby is spending time on the photo shop creating monitos that only he thinks are funny.
Buitre Asesino has only been watching boxing since Erik Morales came out, therefore his boxing knowledge is very-low.

Los Asesinos Negros 

A group-chat of people who have dark humor and treat each other like shit, but are all still friends.
Los Asesinos Negros is super active today!”

Asesinos Del Sureste 

Also known as the Southeast Killas, ADS 73rd, Or Sureste. They are a predominantly Latino, and Black unknown gang. They were formed in Charleston, SC in 2020. Very little is known about them, besides the fact they are dangerous. Also refer to each other as Vro.
Asesinos Del Sureste literally translates to southeast killers
Asesinos Del Sureste by Scarthe1 December 9, 2020
an intelligent, young, stunning women that is goal driven and committed. she is the coolest person to ever know and have around. she is also very wholesome and a loving human being. She forever stays on top and never fails in anything that she does. she’s very likeable and friendly and everyone tends to want to be like her
asese by tooswagg999 November 21, 2021
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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