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Que Ases by Lil Miss Swagga August 15, 2009
1. The spanish word for killer or assassin.
2. First name of a renouned homicidal, masochistic psychopath.
3. A professional and clean way of committing murder.
"Man, there was no evidence as to who Sanjit's killer was, the murder was completely asesino."
asesino by Kermit Cintron May 30, 2008

Buitre Asesino 

Old man from Tijuana who knows NOTHING about Boxing, His only hobby is spending time on the photo shop creating monitos that only he thinks are funny.
Buitre Asesino has only been watching boxing since Erik Morales came out, therefore his boxing knowledge is very-low.

Los Asesinos Negros 

A group-chat of people who have dark humor and treat each other like shit, but are all still friends.
“Los Asesinos Negros is super active today!”

Asesinos Del Sureste 

Also known as the Southeast Killas, ADS 73rd, Or Sureste. They are a predominantly Latino, and Black unknown gang. They were formed in Charleston, SC in 2020. Very little is known about them, besides the fact they are dangerous. Also refer to each other as Vro.
Asesinos Del Sureste literally translates to southeast killers
Asesinos Del Sureste by Scarthe1 December 9, 2020
an intelligent, young, stunning women that is goal driven and committed. she is the coolest person to ever know and have around. she is also very wholesome and a loving human being. She forever stays on top and never fails in anything that she does. she’s very likeable and friendly and everyone tends to want to be like her
asese by tooswagg999 November 21, 2021
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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