armor 

1) A large, generally flat sheet of metal or synthetic alloys worn to prevent the bodily penetration of implements, traditionally sharp and moving at high velocities.

2) Anything worn for protection.

The chastity belt became armor for her virginity when the rapist came.

armor by Unbridled Scissors September 30, 2004

armor 

slang for a condom

Jordan: joelie do u have armor?

Joel: of course safety first!

armor by joel69696969696 May 24, 2009

Armor 

A slang term in reference to a muscle shirt or wife beater. This usage came from young white trash males with enough muscle build to use the sarcasm of a wife beater being enough protection for battles of any kind. Battles including brawling, a long rough night of drinking, unprotected sex, drunk driving, and slapping around unruly females.

1.)Kaustik geared up with his armor to ready himself for another night of belligerence & debauchery.

2.)The crew sported their armor with pride and ready for conflict.

Armor by xaosneo June 13, 2007

armor 

another word for a woman or mans body. Usually a reference to everything below the neck

She had some nice armor, but a bad helmet

armor by he theh December 26, 2005

armor for sleep

The band that pwns you and your mom. THe best band ever.

Damn armor for sleep is so good, they pwn my mom...

armor for sleep by SoemoIcouldkillu May 9, 2005

Armor Shaming 

To discriminate someone by the shape or the aspect of his/her armor. Used often to describe a bad choice in terms of character design or wich armor is selected for a certain role.

"look at her, she's pretty in that armor."
"yup, a cool archer one."
"but she's a swordman."
"dude I don't want to do some armor shaming on her, but that's an archer armor."

"I can't wait to do some rolly polly in my new monster hunter like armor."
"you can't move that easily wearing something that big."
"that's armor shaming..."
"that's a fact."

Armor Shaming by Nesira July 22, 2021

Armor Lock 

An armor perk in Halo: Reach that is used by 6 year old n00bs who took their dad's copy of the game off of the top shelf and are soon to be beat with a belt because of it. They use it during Matchmaking Games because they've pissed their pants out of fear and are too scared to mindlessly spam grenades or spray with the assault rifle.

If you use armor lock throughout an entire match and at the end the screen tells you that you won, this is most likely an error and you should not take it too seriously. Because if you used armor lock, you didn't win anything and you fucking suck.

Real Player (Only Using Sprint): *Throws A Plasma Grenade* "Good I got a kill. (assuming that the enemy will die)"
Retarded Player: *Turns On Armor Lock, Sticky Falls Off* "Too..scared.. to use..any other...shitty maneuvers."
*Everyone Else Crowds Around Retard Player, Waiting For Him/Her To Stop Being A Pussy. Whoever Survives The Massive Close-Range Firefight After Gets To Teabag The Armor Locker.*

Armor Lock by xXSnakeFistXxV2 November 30, 2010