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Definitely does NOT mean, "Whenever you like."

I'm so nihilistic that i don't even know what it means, and i don't know how i feel about that and if i knew what it meant i wouldn't care anyway, I'd just keep chewing my tobacco and spitting on the carpet regardless of people's opinions, and I'd definitely look cool doing it. That's what it means.
"Dude, you just saved my child from that cobra driving a tank into that orphanage! Fuck me right now, please!!!"
"Anytime."
Anytime by Daldo31 May 21, 2019
The word that dumb people say to people they just met after they ask: "When can I ring you?" not even thinking that these guys could be dangerous and you're just opening yourself up to them like the giblees.
"Hey soft-breasted tender little maiden of demon worship, when may I next contact you using my telephone device?"
"Oh, anytime."
anytime by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005
is a phrase you can use when you give someone a really good blow job or cunnilingus and you want to appreciate their pealsure.
"That was an amazing blow job!"
"Anytime, my dear, anytime".
Anytime by goszka January 29, 2020
Code for Thursday’s where you heard a fart
You can zap my face anytime
Anytime by Biggggboi November 21, 2022

anytime friend 

a friend who will talk to you anytime if you need to talk or something even in the middle of the night
ppl 1: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
cell phone: (atreyu ringtone)ring!!!
ppl 1:(wakes up) hello?
ppl 2: (snif, snif)my hampster isnt moveing (snif) i think hes dead!(snif, snif)
ppl 1: kk close your eyes, relax, reach out slowly and see if it bites...good thing im your anytime friend!!!
anytime friend by lenore666 March 12, 2007

anytime minutes friend 

A friend who only answers your phone calls or only calls you when there anytime minutes have kicked in. I.E. Does not deem you important enough accept phone calls from you during their daytime minutes.
Wilkowski: Hey Rival, why dont we give Lammanna a call and see if he wants to go to Boomerzzz later.

Rival: Nah man you know he wont answer befor 1900...we are only his "anytime minutes friend".
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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