André is short (about 4 foot 3), kind of ugly, has a really cute smile, a really bad temper, has multiple personality disorder and is just an all-around terrible guy you would not want as a friend (Normally he is just jealous of his taller friends). Also, he usually gets bullied by his friends in every party, discord call and group chat . André also has a terrible love life, typically falling in love with girls who just reject him.
Remember that time Andrés girlfriend broke up with him by text?
Damn, at least it can't be worse than the way Natalia rejected André.
I'm a total André Raposo when it comes to Fado!
Damn, at least it can't be worse than the way Natalia rejected André.
I'm a total André Raposo when it comes to Fado!
by PedroFernandes February 05, 2022
André is an all-rounder, who gets any job done and knows how great he is. A boy who is beyond amazing, very sweet, and soft-hearted, with expressive eyes. He always knows how to make your day and constantly gives energy to the people, who are around him. He is protective and gives the warmest hugs full of love. He will never fail to make you laugh with his foolishness and smart jokes. His mother did a good job with his education, so he became a conscientious and extremely caring person. Not only to the people he knows but also someone he just met, as long as the person is nice to him. He has a great understanding of justice and is deeply emotional in the inside. He is a devotional lover.
If he trusts his companion enough, he'll always make sure she is intimately satisfied as well as keeping her close forever. You have to know him to get these words. Once you do, never let him go.
If he trusts his companion enough, he'll always make sure she is intimately satisfied as well as keeping her close forever. You have to know him to get these words. Once you do, never let him go.
by Zisu191 January 15, 2019
The kindest man you'll meet. He's got big dick energy. He's fucking hilarious and is not afraid to make a risky joke. He's smart and loves to teach because he's so good at at it. His intelligence and body and freckles and beautiful eyes make him so sexy. If you have an André in your life, you'd better hold on to him. He's going to do incredible things.
by kdevilfish April 16, 2020
A strong and handsome warrior that would give up anything for love.Also very intelligent, responsable and a lady's man.
Andrés is a lady's man.
by 😍🤑😎 November 29, 2016
A lightskin nigga with an enormous cock who has tons of hoes and knows how to pleasure them mentally and sexually, may have an average size penis but who cares. It’s not the size that matters it’s how you use it. He is also an excellent catch. If you date him keep him because he will make you feel like the most important person in the world. He may act retarded but he is very smart and he is funny asf and will make you laugh every time you are near him.
“Hey babes I’m really lonely and I’m in need of a healthy relationship”- Retarded girl who goes after toxic men
“Dm André, he knows how to treat a woman right mamas”-smart girl who knows that not all men are trash.
“Dm André, he knows how to treat a woman right mamas”-smart girl who knows that not all men are trash.
by XxxarealassniggaxxX June 24, 2020
If you find a person named André, then he is 100% a goat. No matter what anybody named André is a goat. He is a even bigger goat if he has a nice beard and looks like shaggy from scooby doo. André is a name for people who are better than others.
by cumrathater1 November 30, 2022
The name "André" is derived from everything that is genuine. Understanding and well spoken in almost any situation. Tends to stand for "protective" or "protecter.
by Wu-Tang Forever 4203 March 13, 2017