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American Cars

Quite possibly the worst cars ever made. They are generally, giant, loud, slow and have super soft suspension. They have giant V8 engines that make a lot of noise and aren't actually that fast, whether that be because they are poorly manufactured or because the car itself can weigh up to 5 tonnes.

The main companies making these shit-box cars are: GMC (who owns Buick,Cadillac,Chevrolet,GMC,Hummer,Pontiac,Saturn and Oldsmobile), Ford Motor Company (Who owns Ford, Lincoln and Mercury) and Chrysler (Who owns Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Plymouth, AMC and Eagle).

These major companies are years behind in their car output, in that they still seem to think it's a good idea to make large cars, even though basically every other reputable car company makes small cars, and often these small cars are the best-selling in the range. This is evident in that the best selling car in the US is the Toyota Camry.
by Defenestrations Expert August 2, 2011
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American Cars

Any car that is long-lasting,bulky and inefficient (if SUVs or trucks),only the cars (which are more efficient and more popular) are fine with me. I want a Car not an SUV or truck. Such a damn shame they didn't continue the Taurus or Escort at Ford or the Chevy Malibu. That would have saved their balls.
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American cars include: Ford Fusion, Ford Crown Victoria, Cadillac, Ford Focus, Chevy Cobalt, Pontiac, Buick, Mazda, Ford Taurus
by Simon Erdile September 17, 2006
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