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alien brains 

An alignment of the male genetalia such that the testicles are squeezed against the inside of the scotum, creating the veiny, lumpy appearance of an alien's brain.

May be performed with just the scrotum and testicles, or with the scrotum tucked over the penis and then pulled tight. Sometimes accompanied by shouts of "alien brains" or simply "blaaaah."

Generally used as a sign of disrespect or in an attempt to disgust (sim. moon). As with similar acts, the term "alien brains" can refer to both the act of presenting alien brains, or the rearranged genetalia themselves.
Knut was being a whiny little wuss, so I alien brainsed him.

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Kristina looked sick, so I showed her some alien brains. She barfed everywhere.
alien brains by Cosmo March 22, 2004
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Alien Brain

(n) When the male scrotum is viewed upside down, resembling a brain of an extraterrestrial, or alien.
Alien Brain by Matthew Pablo September 3, 2006

Alien Brain Hemorrhage

A cocktail intentionally made to look insane. Consists of half a shot glass full of peach schnapps, with Bailey’s Irish Cream poured on top. Once the shot is almost full, a small amount of blue curacao is added, and once that settles, a small splash of grenadine tops the drink off.
"Hey, what is that thing that looks like an atomic war on a different planet, and am I really expected to put this in my mouth?"

"Its an Alien Brain Hemorrhage. Enjoy, it's delightful."
Alien Brain Hemorrhage by Elia K. February 29, 2012

Alien Brained

To take one of your testicles out and scare your friends with it by calling it an alien brain. The veins and shape represent that of an alien brain.
I was so drunk last night I must have alien brained at least 10 people!
Alien Brained by PinkyntheBrain October 25, 2011

Alien Brained

To be photographed whilst sleeping, sporting a set of somebody elses testicles upon your brow!
'Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrgh, I've been Alien Brained!!!' After receiving the Martian like picture through your door.
Alien Brained by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

Alien’s Brain 

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022