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ALFJ

ALFJ is a monkey on my back that tells me to shine like a mother-faulknering Gatsby. Not everyone has an ALFJ, but they're a wonderful boon in our lives.
Chase, I heard your ALFJ beat up some girl at the liquor store for saying that you had a personality flaw.

Where can I find my own ALFJ?
by cdc123088 April 6, 2026
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ALFJ

ALFJ is a monkey on my back that tells me I shine like a mother-faulknering Gatsby. Not everyone has an ALFJ, but to have one is a major boon in one's journey through life.
"Chase, your ALFJ beat up some girl at the liquor store for saying that you had a personality flaw!"
"Yeah, my ALFJ is SUPER supportive."
by cdc123088 April 6, 2026
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