ALFJ

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ALFJ is a monkey on my back that tells me to shine like a mother-faulknering Gatsby. Not everyone has an ALFJ, but they're a wonderful boon in our lives.

Chase, I heard your ALFJ beat up some girl at the liquor store for saying that you had a personality flaw.

Where can I find my own ALFJ?

ALFJ by cdc123088 April 6, 2026

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ALFJ

ALFJ is a monkey on my back that tells me I shine like a mother-faulknering Gatsby. Not everyone has an ALFJ, but to have one is a major boon in one's journey through life.

"Chase, your ALFJ beat up some girl at the liquor store for saying that you had a personality flaw!"
"Yeah, my ALFJ is SUPER supportive."

ALFJ by cdc123088 April 6, 2026

Related Words

ALFJ • alfjo • Alfjotraction

Alfjotraction

When someone called Alfie retracts a statement by claiming it's a joke.

Lovely bit of Alfjotraction there.

Alfjotraction by Wfhk October 25, 2018

alfjo

Big PP

Alfjo is tall

alfjo by Albanian kings 190 November 22, 2021

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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