ALAB

All Landlords Are Bastards. Because they are leeches that profit off your basic needed for shelter.

My landlord won't decrease my rent even though we have construction directly outside our window from 6am-11:30pm at night. ALAB.

by angrybish69 October 20, 2020

Alab

Stands for Acting Like A Bitch.

Hey Mike "You are taking food from the garbage".
"So" said Mike.
Joe said "Your ALAB".

by Chobuyer July 30, 2011

Alab

Alab is one of the male characters that appear in the game Flicker (on ROBLOX) in Regular Mode. He can be played when selecting Male or Random.
Alab is depicted as wearing a buttermilk yellow knit sweater with the print "I ♥ you" written on the front of the shirt, black trousers, red socks, and black crocs. He has short dark brown wavy hair with an ahoge and uses the "RAWR!" face.
Trivia:
Alab means "Evening" in Urdu and "Fire" in Filipino.
Alab was one of the 3 Males added to Flicker on June 22, 2020.
Thiago and Alab are canon enemies.

Game:"Alab has died. Sad."

by Marco- August 29, 2020

Alab

Acting like a Bitch

My finance manager is always alab, mostly at all times.

by jacobb janewski October 23, 2018

Alab

Alab

"Hi, Alab."

by alab B February 25, 2024

alab ng puso

part of the philipines song

lupang hinirang perlas ninig ninining alab ng puso

by a random guy from somewhere ha March 21, 2023

Alabama Appleseed

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.

Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!

by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021