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P.A.I.D.S. 

When you pay a prostitute to have sex and later discover that you recieved an STD from him/her.
Guy 1: "Man I was so pissed when I found out I paid that ho $50 for herpes."
Guy 2: " Dude, you got the P.A.I.D.S."
P.A.I.D.S. by big blind August 22, 2009

A.I.D.S. Bath 

A hot tub, particularly one designated for public use.
Rob: "I was down stairs in the hotel pool and sat in the hot tub for awhile."
Mike: "Aww man, you were sitting in the A.I.D.S. bath?" "Gross!"
A.I.D.S. Bath by ghost towne May 24, 2018

a.i.d.s. parade 

the gay pride parade in any large city with a high rate of hiv infection in the 'mo community..
dude.. we're going to san francisco this weekend for the a.i.d.s. parade...

dude 2.. the what?

dude.. you know, gay pride....

dude 2... lmao!

A.I.D.S. 

Anally Inflicted Death Sentence

originally coined by the speed-metal group, M.O.D. or Method of Destruction in 1987.

Lead singer, Bill Milano, is an outspoken insult comic, who once fronted the ultra-conservative, thrash band, S.O.D. or Stormtroopers of Death, which relased the album Speak English or Die (1986). The other three members of S.O.D. were also in Anthrax, Scott Ian and Charlie Benante, and/or Nuclear Assault, Dan Lilker.
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S. (2x)
That's what you get for having a penis up your ass....etc.
A.I.D.S. by Assex 776 September 15, 2007

G.A.I.D.S. 

GAY Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome. Gay AIDS basically. Gaids is at least ten million times worse than regualy aids. Gaids makes normal aids look like an itchy rash. Also comes in a collectors eddition GAIDS-C, the C standing for cancer.
Wow, looks like you have a bad case of G.A.I.D.S. after your rounds with Hemi. Fag.
G.A.I.D.S. by The Terminator July 20, 2008

A.I.D.S. 

Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Shits. The kind of diarrhea you can only get the day after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Having this type of diarrhea is nearly as bad as contracting the disease.
Joe had such bad A.I.D.S. after that party last night he had to call in sick to avoid work.

Better chill on the vodka, you'll have A.I.D.S. tomorrow!!!
A.I.D.S. by MTBTrigger October 9, 2009