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Ancient Fucking News

Older than Old Fucking News (ofn)
Some Newb: lol hay guyz check this new and interesting thing out!

Interweb Pro: AFN Posted before you were born newb.
AFN by Ben-Dover November 8, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
one of perfection, a godlike figure that should in no way need to be changed.
afn can be found lurking on isohunt forums where he is viewed as 'the one' and helps bind the site together with awesomeness.
one can be known as an afn, this is one of the highest compliments in any known universe.

it is general amazement. an amazing person

More properly and accurately- A Fucking top bloke :P
look papa, there is afn!

oh my god you are like so cool, your a total afn

im gona afn the shit out of this test

afn also looks at himself in the mirror and thanks god for creating him
afn by afn, March 22, 2013
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Stands for AI’d Fake News to reflect speech or text that’s generated by AI and used to imply someone is speaking such. Also speech overlaid as someone saying it.
I saw a shirt clip of so-and-so saying things. It’s unlike him/her, could probably be AFN.
AFN by Teiker February 23, 2025
Stands for AI’d Fake News to reflect speech or text that’s generated by AI and used to imply someone is speaking such. Also speech overlaid as someone saying it.
I saw a shirt clip of so-and-so saying things. It’s unlike him/her, could probably be AFN.
AFN by Teiker February 23, 2025
Someone who's has a pretty by they own ways , have kind of heart and they will find a way to make them self happy however people hurt them . Love to see a nature such as flower , something's green , sunshine , moon and stars . The strongest person , loyal and honest . Also kind of very good friend cause they always put someone above.
Afni can stand by her own feet
afni by afni December 27, 2016
Afna means the most loving and caring person you will meet out there . she's funny,helpful,cute and mischievous.she will take care of you more than you can yourself.she will be loyal to you in your toughest times making her an ideal wife as well as friend.
That's so afna of you.
Afna by Heartbeatsandkisses July 31, 2018
Afnan is a beautiful Egypatian girl with the face of a Goddess and the heart of gold, (If your nice to her). Afnan has a love for animals and is highly protective of the people she loves, she will fight for them in anyway possible. Afnan is also a sensitive soul, doesn't like to be lectured or hurt, never hurt an afnan out of anger, she hates feeling threatened, and is not a push over, she is very proud and will willingly show it, her pride can cause her to become arrogant and say things she doesn't mean sometimes. Afnan will never leave you if she loves you, she doesn't go back on her word and is very honest. Afnan, is a hasty one this makes her good at a lot of things that require hasty action, but can cause her to do stupid things. She likes to party, and have fun, but knows when it's time to chill. She is also the best girlfriend you could ask for if you can be patient and loving, turn the other cheek if she gets a little upset. She loves you deep down. You'll remember that.
She's beautiful like an afnan
Afnan by wakerofwords123 November 6, 2018
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