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An Acronym for "Another Fucking Great Experience". The term is used in large corporate offices as code for I just screwed again
Great, i just had a AFGE
AFGE by Dee Nelson February 21, 2009
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afgeleberde paarde lul

The Dutch term for a sucked off horses penis. Possibly one of the most humiliating words that someone can call you as you can imagine.
As the group were stood in the pub Rob shouted at the top of his voice to Kevin "You are an afgeleberde paarde lul!" Met by the whole pub with roars of laughter, Kevin left his drink and went home humiliated.

Also used when someone comes in from the rain - Jesus Franco your as wet as a sucked of horses cock!
afgeleberde paarde lul by Big TJ December 9, 2008

Afgehakten - Tzuros 

Yiddish for B.S
Noun. of Yiddish origin referring to a series of convoluted and painful events.

These are often fabricated intentionally by a certain party and genuinely distressing in nature.
The ATO just sent over a hundred papers to fill out; it's all Afgehakten - Tzuros!
The airline claims they can't bump me up from Business to First Class on the way to Singahs; what Afgehakten - Tzuros!
Afgehakten - Tzuros by sam770 October 13, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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