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afgeleberde paarde lul

The Dutch term for a sucked off horses penis. Possibly one of the most humiliating words that someone can call you as you can imagine.
As the group were stood in the pub Rob shouted at the top of his voice to Kevin "You are an afgeleberde paarde lul!" Met by the whole pub with roars of laughter, Kevin left his drink and went home humiliated.

Also used when someone comes in from the rain - Jesus Franco your as wet as a sucked of horses cock!
afgeleberde paarde lul by Big TJ December 9, 2008

Afgehakten - Tzuros 

Yiddish for B.S
Noun. of Yiddish origin referring to a series of convoluted and painful events.

These are often fabricated intentionally by a certain party and genuinely distressing in nature.
The ATO just sent over a hundred papers to fill out; it's all Afgehakten - Tzuros!
The airline claims they can't bump me up from Business to First Class on the way to Singahs; what Afgehakten - Tzuros!
Afgehakten - Tzuros by sam770 October 13, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026