afficial 

Artificial "official," "afficial" is a term used to describe the popular status of an online video. Afficial is the most advanced state of "unofficial." When the popularity of an "unofficial" becomes greater than the popularity of the "official" the unofficial production is said to have acheived "afficial" status.

MGMT "Kids" is a fine example of an "afficial" video.

afficial by ohthree11 June 5, 2010

AFFICIAL 

Attitude will be aimed at you.

His midlife afficial issues combined with his Moon Affair to increase the extragalactic alert dominance of this worlds worst carbon monoxide traits.

AFFICIAL by Block28 May 10, 2023

awfficial 

When something is official ... it most likely is "awfficial" as in awful ...

After reviewing many creative ideas, the CEO chose an awfficially boring logo.

awfficial by VGVGVGVG February 19, 2013

afficiate 

a complicated word that is difficult to put into a sentence

the guy got sick because of afficiate

afficiate by neo November 17, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016