ADT Syndrome 

A disease that commonly affects half bald, attention seeking, 40 year old virgins. Spawned by extremist Christians, a man child with ADT Syndrome often has religious 'epiphanies' while actually having epileptic seizures. They will strongly deny any rumours of flaming homosexuality while dribbling profusely in luminous pink trousers.

ADT Syndrome - "i dont know what to say!"

ADT Syndrome by ADT expert November 2, 2011

altsyndrome 

a condition not unlike down-syndrome that makes early 20's upper-middle class teens feel like they are somehow superior in terms of expression and coolness. They feel that they can make the world work with outdated technology that is neither cool nor cutting edge.

bro: look at that keut chick over there

carles: i like bitches with altsyndrome.

altsyndrome by sexy_kittens January 10, 2011