Achmed 

A terrorist who has died, but in debatable circumstances. Some sources say he died in a freak cellphone accident (taking the Verison Wireless spokesman with him in the process), while some other sources say he died in a suicide bombing (that went off in four seconds instead of his intended 30 minutes), while even other sources say he was shot by U.S. Military soldiers at checkpoint B in Iraq.

Unlike most modern terrorists, he was born in China, not the Middle East, and has apparently no religious denomination.

He has somehow been reanimated by Jeff Dunham for use in his ventriloquist routine where he has preformed some of the greatest Christmas carols of all time - Such as: SILENCE! Night, Bin Laden is Coming to Town, Oh Holy Crap, and Jingle Bombs.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I KILL YOU!

Achmed by Blarg Fetus Spleen June 10, 2008

Achmed 

No one remembers Achmed

Who the fuck is Achmed

Achmed by Definitelynotmyrealname December 4, 2019

achmed 

The best terrorist ever. Osama Bin Laden admires him.

Achmed is a terrorist.

achmed by Sean Achmed B. March 4, 2009

achmed 

weed, cannabis

let's smoke some achmed

achmed by mmm May 7, 2003

Achmed 

the name of a dead terrorist in Jeff Dunham's shows and comedy bits. he blew himself up because he is a suicide bomber. he has a son named Achmed Jr.

person: who is Achmed??
me: read the definition.

Achmed by SinEahtah March 6, 2022

Achmed! 

defining any middle eastern man in which u dont know his name

American Man: "Achmed! come feed the camal!"
Middle eastern man: "my names not achmed!, its dirka"

Achmed! by josediaz October 30, 2005

Achmed the dead terrorist 

funny dead terrorist who makes fun of muslims, jews, terrorists and anything else to do with the middle east

Achmed the dead terrorist: I KILL YOU!!!

Achmed the dead terrorist by Nss191489 June 14, 2008