Accidental 

The awkward and extraordinarily painful experience of accidentally having anal sex because there's too much "spring" during normal sex.

I've never had anal sex, except for that one accidental.

Accidental by CornSalad June 28, 2011

accidental 

A poor driver. In California, this person is usually Asian.

Watch out! There's an accidental in that Lexus in the next lane.

accidental by John M. July 21, 2003

Accidental 

Somebody that does in a car accident with braces on.

Somebody I know suffered from an accidental.

Accidental by Alex Garrixsons May 15, 2023

Accidental 

Somebody that suffers from a car accident from an accidental

Somebody I know suffered from an accidental

Accidental by Alex Garrixsons May 15, 2023

Accidental 

That's their response? "Ummm OOPS" 🤷 ♂️

Hym "How many accidental bombings have there been? Literally only that one? And the Israelis HAVEN'T been working with ANYONE to get aid into Gaza because IF THE HAD... Aid would be getting into Gaza. So that isn't true. It's not a 'warzone' because how many Israeli soliders have been killed? Is it 0? Does that mean all it would take to ensure that aid truck are safe is you the Israelis to not blow them up? Like... The aid truck is HERE... So just don't bomb there. Really. It's deranged. Your fans are literal retards if they believe that THAT was an accident."

Accidental by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Accidental Adult 

An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.

Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.

Accidental Adult by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010

Accidental Text on Purpose 

When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.

In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."

Accidental Text on Purpose by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017