ABT syndrome 

ANYTHING BUT THIS syndrome occurs when a relationship sours and your significant other doesn't care where the two of you go, as long as it's separate ways. Reconciliation is impossible.

I think my girlfriend has ABT syndrome. No matter how hard I try, it's just not good enough.

ABT syndrome by Lovekraft January 12, 2009

altsyndrome 

a condition not unlike down-syndrome that makes early 20's upper-middle class teens feel like they are somehow superior in terms of expression and coolness. They feel that they can make the world work with outdated technology that is neither cool nor cutting edge.

bro: look at that keut chick over there

carles: i like bitches with altsyndrome.

altsyndrome by sexy_kittens January 10, 2011