A.N.S.

A disease that strikes one in a billion people. Very rare, very dangerous. Can cause uncontrollable fits of various emotional mood swings, even giddyness and fits of laughter.

Commonly untreatable, but in rare situations leaves the patient with no symptoms but an upset stomach from laughter.

These people have come down with A.N.S.

A.N.S. by MR Reddd December 3, 2009

A.N.S.

After Nap Syndrom; the hyper active state of being after one has had an extensive nap period; efective about 15 minutes after one wakes.

"She is suffering from a T-minus case of A.N.S."

A.N.S. by captivate November 5, 2005

A.N.S 

(also known as A.N.U.S)
A group created in the game Garry's Mod that's sole purpose is to kill off new players also known as newfags.

The group mostly has old players on the server Swamp cinema which could also be known as oldfags.

Ah shit its the newfag killer group A.N.S

A.N.S by Daniel batareykin May 30, 2019

A.N.S 

(also known as A.N.U.S)
A group created in the game Garry's Mod that's sole purpose is to kill off new players also known as newfags.

The group mostly has old players on the server Swamp cinema which could also be known as oldfags.

Ah shit its the newfag killer group A.N.S

A.N.S by Daniel batareykin May 30, 2019

Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S) 

When you (or another) cant help but to hate on another nigga(s)

It is frowned upon to have H.A.N.S behind a menace's back, but is viewed as okay so long as the person suffering from H.A.N.S is willing to admit to the menace how they are feeling

Person 1:bro he got to go to the concert last night Im frfr jealous and pissed that he gets to do that
Person 2:You must have Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S), stop that shit bro or go tell him. Stop being a pussy.

Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S) by MoistyboyX February 19, 2022

C.A.N.S. 

The C.A.N.S. is an acronym for Crazy Ass Nigga Syndrome or also referred to as the 'Chris Tuckers'. This syndrome is often brought upon with the presence of THC or extreme moments of excitement. Symptoms are: Louder more high pitched voice, Screaming, and yelling.

Joey: "Man paka really had the C.A.N.S. last night, he wouldn't stop yelling after we ripped from that bong"

Wade:"Damn Chris Tucker sure had the C.A.N.S. in the movie, friday"

C.A.N.S. by paka322 July 27, 2009

M.A.N.S (Middle Aged Nazi Syndrome) 

When someone worked in a job for ages and is in a powerful postion ish and is a moron

My Boss Mr Reid has got M.A.N.S badly the fuck wit

M.A.N.S (Middle Aged Nazi Syndrome) by Rand January 12, 2004