A. Ralston

A cocktail comprised of equal parts Peach Schnapps and Pink Minute Maid Lemonade usually consumed by women with low self esteem and effeminate men desperately trying to pass as a man's man.

Dude 1: Hey Bruh, what did you do this weekend?
Dude 2: Well, the wife and kiddo went out of town so I slipped into a pair of my wife's underwear, made a pitcher of A. Ralston, and watched the TV marathon of Little House on the Prairie on the Hallmark channel. Pinkies up!
Dude 1: That Laura Ingalls Wilder is So. Damn. Fiesty. Pinkies up!

by Girthy Intruder August 22, 2016

Ralston

1. To be squirrelly;

2. Someone with the nickname Squirrel;

1. Calm down. Don't be so Ralston.
2. Where's Squirrel? I can't find Ralston anywhere.

by SirJigglesAlot January 26, 2010

Ralston

1. a suburb right outside of Omaha.... nothing too exciting there but whatever
2. the place where you can see the best 4th of July parade in Nebraska... I think

Yeah... I live in Ralston. Wazzup?

by JennyCraig666 October 23, 2011

ralston

a jubie person that has not only an amazing heart but a great personality. Very fun to be around and is very educated and determined to succeed. Has a very soothing and calm voice and a contagious laugh. Everyone wants to be friends with Ralston. He's the person you want to hang with. Very fit and built.

Friend: hey, what are you doing today?

Me: Hanging with Ralston! You wanna come he's so much FUN!!

by stizzynizzy11 March 19, 2020

ralston

tight azz suburb of omaha where there's alwayz a party goin on

Where the party goin down?

It's goin down in Ralston tonight.

by CaptainPIMP December 17, 2003

Ralston

A person who is a good ninja

I am such a good ralston

by Hahtjrjdjd June 12, 2019

Ralston

Cutting off one part of a company (usually the income losing divisions) in order to save the whole entity or corporation. See Scripps or Belo. Referene to the climber Aron Ralston who, trapped by a boulder, was forced to cut off his own arm to survive.

E.W. Scripps Co. (NYSE: SSP) today announced its intention to ralston the company. The move separates the still-beating heart of Scripps, its cable-TV and internet shopping sites, from the dead meat, newspapers and local television.

by Kenneth M. Scigulinsky October 16, 2007