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A "bikelife" person that says they all "bikelife" but really isn't. Often makes accuses for riding. Like a poser.
Person one (dom): "Bikelife shit man we around word!"
Person two (real bikelife): "Oh damn ok, let's go to mcdonalds."
Person one (dom): "Yeah, I really want mcdonalds, I'm gonna call my mom."
Person two (real bikelife): "man, fuck outta here, you just a WORM."
A worm by oneway_corey January 22, 2018
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Someone that despite having many bikes and opportunities to ride them, hang with the boys, and have a good time. Will insist that aren’t able to ride, didn’t know the boys were riding or will not ride at all.
Man 1: who wants to ride?
Man 2: oh I will, I wonder if (insert name here) will ride?
Man 3: no they’re not gonna ride, (insert name here) is a WORM.
A worm by oneway_corey February 20, 2019
A worm - Someone that makes many ecxuses for riding, often complaining, like a small bitch often with a vagina. Furthermore, wants a bigger bike although it is too big, usually the offender doesn’t send big.
person 1: yo boys let’s ride Saturday.
Person 2: Ok sick I’m down.
Person 3: nah, riding is boring.
Person 1 &2 : what???
Person 3: plus my bike is too small.
Person 1 & 2: Man, ___ is such a WORM.
Person 4: true dat cuh. Btw I’m down to ride.

Person 1 & 2 &4: He doesn’t send big.
A worm by Kaykushingtonn May 31, 2018

lookin for a worm weight 

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing
You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

Wiggle like a worm 

Georgie Pig Wiggles Like A Worm That Just Got Born :)
George: Wiggles Like a WIGGLY WORM
Nobody: ...
Everybody in 2010: Mommy pig raised her son well
Everybody in 2021: Wiggle like a worm

Giving the Dirt Worm a Massage

When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.
What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.

Shit a hairy worm 

To become very angry.
When the boss sees what you've done, he's gonna shit a hairy worm.
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