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Noun. A weedy, pathetic and spineless person of questionable character. A sycophant by demeanour, typically someone whose nose is frequently exposed to the excrement around the rectums of others who hold positions of authority or influence.
Oh James is such a wet, he makes my skin crawl.
A wet by MrMegaMcWang February 13, 2017
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a wet one 

A wet one : (Adjective) When a multi-orgasmic man ejaculates after having had atleast 1 dry orgasm prior .
Example : Hmmm baby , I want you to ride me to a dry climax, as im saving “a wet one “ for you to taste a little later.
a wet one by marmotte1 January 14, 2018

a wet john morgan 

the act of shoving your nose in a vagina
Dude I gave that girl a wet john morgan
a wet john morgan by Poonson May 16, 2016

a wet one 

A wet one : ( adjective )

When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.
Example : After you make me dry orgasm baby with your lips, please ride me and let me have a wet one inside of you .
a wet one by marmotte1 January 15, 2018

A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere 

This phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas.
Interviewer: Do you think you are qualified to do this job?

Interviewee: Yes, I think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere.

a wet one 

A wet one : ( adjective )

When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.
Example : After you make me dry orgasm baby with your lips, please ride me and let me have a wet one inside of you .
a wet one by marmotte1 January 15, 2018

A wet noodle 

A wet noodle is your dogs penis after you suck them off
My dog has a wet noodle under that dog foreskin
A wet noodle by Ni5let #42069 December 10, 2018
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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