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a skeezer 

A female that is slutty or otherwise undesirable.
Ex 1:
P1: Wow, check out that chick.
P2: No dude, that chick's totally a skeezer.

Ex 2:
P1:Hey there's supposed to be a new girl at work today.
P2:Yeah, I saw her dude, definitely a skeezer.
a skeezer by pyner42 March 10, 2008
Words you can keep

a skeezer 

A Female who has a boyfriend but a sex buddy on the side.
G1-"chantell's still with mark but has damien on the side . . get it???"
G2-"DAMN I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS A SKEEZER LIKE THAT???!!!!!"
a skeezer by delldenise June 11, 2006
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A skeeter is someone who can skeet all night !
Anshuman: Ria I skeeted all over your pillow!
Ria: Oh my god ! Get out of my house !
Anshuman: I'm sorry ! I know im such a skeeter!
Ria: It's alright hunny. I forgive you.
A Skeeter by Lisa7752 July 7, 2010

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter 

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits
Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers
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