adjective; describing one who is so skin-
deep that he or she does the following:
1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes,
hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of
beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of
beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to
dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade
