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You're not a nice person 

Andre: You fist like a seal

Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person

Andre: DAMN!

I'm such a nice person 

A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.
Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,

and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.

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National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day 

April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.
Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."

has a nice personality 

A nice personality is a euphemism women use when speaking about rich men to act as though they are not shallow gold diggers.
Two people are sitting at a table at a bar and a guy in scrubs comes in. The first mentions that the new guy is a surgeon and the other says "wow, he must have a nice personality."

It is used derisively to refer to obvious gold diggers as saying that the guy they are with "has a nice personality"
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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