The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.
Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!
The biggest number ever. Not even infinity plus one reaches its magnitude.
Dustin: I drank so much beer last night, I think I set a new world record.
David: How much did you have?
Dustin: A million billion.
Andrew: You had five you dumb shit.