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A form of torture which is supposedly 'optional' for any uk 16-18 year old. However it is most likely said 16-18 year olds are forced, sorry, 'persuaded' into sitting these exams which they are clearly going to fail. Said failed exams are then followed by hundreds of retake's until finally said teenager can get high enough grades to get into any uni which will take them after which they will be - you guessed it - forced to do more coursework, sit more exams, and so on and so forth through life.
Person 1: What the hell are A levels?
Person 2: You mean you werent forced into them by your parents/teachers/both?
Person 1: Oh no, I'm not 16 yet, but believe me when I am, I will be forced to take them
Person 2: That blows.
Person 1: Yup
(and so the boring conversation continues)
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A Level 

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When you feel euphoria beyond normal.
As the poppers rose thru their nostrils and cleared any sign of cellular life in the brain, the thought of euphoria; of life without illusion emerged they exclaimed, "I'm on a Level!" Then w/o warning the mood dropped and they looked around to see nobody left at the party ☹️ - Dillon
A Level by AidanEriol July 24, 2020

a-level

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Used in high end escort talk for anal sex.
Services offered ... a-level, ...
a-level by perveero January 13, 2005

A-Level

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The alternative to IB for 16 year olds in the UK.

Meant to be getting easier, but seriously, fuck off
Old Fag: When I was a lad, I had to kill a man to get a job

A-level student: 'cos you were a retard. I dont care about you
A-Level by chris plox. October 12, 2008

A-Level

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Euphemism for Anal Sex.
Used for example, when describing services offered by escorts.

See also CIF, CIM, COB, OWO, FK, 69.
A-Level by roberto123 September 5, 2005

a level playing field

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a situation in which everyone has the same chance of succeeding
If the tax systems are different in each European country, how can industries start on a level playing field?
a level playing field by 123456789#*+ February 19, 2018

A level Athletes 

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The term "A level Athletes" is used by White American male cuckholds to describe explosive physically gifted African-American males who play in the NFL or NBA.
"The only A level athletes in the world play in the NFL or NBA"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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