A jerk
Someone who dances the jerk. You have to have the attitude and be able to get off in a jerk off dance.
A jerk by N0L4nFR31T4$ December 29, 2009
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A Jerk-off
2 or more men set off on a competition to see which man ejaculates first. The contest measures the following: amount of ejaculate, quality of the specimen, and naturally, smell. similar to boxing regulations, there are many variations of the rules and often has no clear cut winner, but unlike boxing, everyone wins in the end.
A Jerk-off by B-dones September 16, 2018
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A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
You're a jerk
A common war call from scientologists, specifically Tom Cruise. When alarmed, or squirted in the face with a fake microphone by a fake reporter from a British version of Punk'd, these hairless apes will go into a rampage shouting phrases such as "You're a jerk" and "That’s incredibly rude!"
2. A comical reference to Tom Cruise
2. A comical reference to Tom Cruise
Reporter- Hey Tom Cruise, can i ask you some questions?
Cruise- Sure
Reporter- *squirts cruise with water from fake microphone* Haha just kidding
Cruise- How incredibly rude! I gave you my time, You're a jerk!
Cruise- Sure
Reporter- *squirts cruise with water from fake microphone* Haha just kidding
Cruise- How incredibly rude! I gave you my time, You're a jerk!
You're a jerk by Sami B May 23, 2006
kirk-a-jerk
A prank pulled on your friends, where you grab one by the shoulders and forcefully ram your knee into their anus. Patented by the famous Aaron Kirk. One may confuse a kirk-a-jerk with farting while having a penis in your anus.
"I saw kaps doing some kind of bodybuilding bullshit, so i took the opportunity to give him one good kirk-a-jerk. Man did he yelp"
kirk-a-jerk by drewbin arubin May 2, 2006
your a jerk
your a jerk by rick james beyatch October 24, 2009
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