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A gun problem

That ain't the problem shit-brain.
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "We have a gun problem!"

Hym "No... We don't. We have a neurotic piss-pants who doesn't actually care problem. Drugs are banned. People still get drugs. YOU want the drugs NOT to be banned. You already DID the thing you WANT to do to would be shooters to the Maine Man. Didn't work. It's never going to work. Because it isn't a gun problem."

A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "But the other countries though!"

Hym "Yeah yeah, the other countries don't have guns do you know what ELSE the other countries don't have? YOU, ya bitch. YOU. You've been making the same argument for 50 years apparently and you expect something to change. And it's not going to. And you don't care. Because you can sit and regurgitate 50 year old rhetoric into a camera for free money. You don't have a gun problem. You have a people wanting to kill you and your kids problem. Why do they want to do that? Did you ask? How specific were they? If they were specific I bet you a million dollars you would fabricate A DIFFERENT REASON from the one they gave you and try to fix your own made-up imaginary problem instead! I bet you would shit-skull! Go! Go look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you wouldn't."
A gun problem by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026