A glarner

The act of ignoring your friends for a night so you can get high on the couch.

Well I guess he's pulling a glarner tonight.

A glarner by CajunCactus January 12, 2019

A Garner

borderline Dad jokes Bottom of the barrel banter

In the workplace, banter can be the only solace or break from the daily grind, so impromptu segways to one-liners or quick wit can relieve the mental strain that grafting brings. However, when it comes to humour, they'll always be someone who'll throw in a "Garner", differing from a Dad joke, a Garner remains topical but elicits the same wince, stifled groans and eye roll. On occasion, a Garner may also be followed by the dreaded "ba dum chhh".

Any more Garners from you and you're out of the group.

A Garner by XhakaKhan5647 March 12, 2019