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Someone who has extensive practice of touching grass
"That a gamer's mea was great last night"
A gamer by Stupid poo April 3, 2022
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A gamer moment 

A gamer moment is when you fail to do a very easy task but fail to do it.
And example: Marc fail to pass the ball because he doesn’t listen to his team. “Marc you just did a gamer moment all you had to do was to pass the ball”

Wish a gamer would 

The more family friendly version of "Wish a nigga would", which usually means the speaker wants the person to do something to annoy them, then face the consequences.

Synonyms include "Fuck around and find out" and "Bite me"
Person 1: "Dude, that other guy has been talking shit about you and how he could fuck you up in a 1v1 last night."

Person 2: "Probably just a fluke. Wish a gamer would."
Wish a gamer would by BTS4ever December 17, 2020

I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many 

A phrase memed all over the internet as a cringy gamer quote. It's also famous as a shirt design.
"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.

Beat A Gamer Day Oct-30 

Beat Any gamer for the price of 0$ beat the living heck out of those disgusting things - furry
Eww is that a gamer? Lets beat them! It’s Beat A Gamer Day Oct-30!

Possibly a gamer 

A shity YouTuber who makes shit videos
Guy3 I like possibly a gamer

Me:wtf

Beat a gamer month. 

In March furries who are sick of gamers can beat the shit out of them on any day at any time of the day, any day of the month and they cannot fight back or defend themselves.
How to use this effective solution.

Gamer: It's beat a furry month two!

Furry: actually it's beat a gamer month.
Gamer: impossible, this can't be.
Furry: I like it cut g-
Gamer: *screaming*
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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