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A Five Ropper 

A Five Ropper is a term used to describe the male ejaculation. In order to be A Five Ropper, the male needs to have secreted at least five pulsations of semen on the person body. Thus the semen looks like white ropes...
Wow, i have not had a salt shot like that in a while. I just exploded with A Five Ropper. Say what, yeah five frozen ropes of man batter is on your stomach. Its been a couple of days...5 is a good day!
A Five Ropper by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009

A Five Ropper 

A Five Ropper is a five pulsations of semen splattered on a willing partner's face or abdomen.
Man, I have not had A Five Ropper like that in a while. Squeezed off five frozen ropes on that bird's chest last night and she loved it. Felt great! I am a little dehydrated after the Fiver I gave her....
A Five Ropper by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009

a five dive 

When fists insert the anal cavity.
Sheila is great at taking a five dive.

spock a five 

v. To turn the image Wilfred Laurier on the Canadian five dollar bill into an image of Spock.
I was feeling down so to cheer myself up I decided to spock a five.
spock a five by ameteorite July 10, 2010

give me a five 

To hit the inside of someone's hand with your hand to show that you're very pleased about something. See also "roots me again".
give me a five by Dino March 11, 2005

then I rolled a five and a two... 

An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.

If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.

LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.

RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?

LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.

RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...

LISTER: What really interesting bit?

RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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