A face like a half-chewed golf ball. Share definition Flag To be riddled with acne. And chalk skin. And scars all over the place. Nice. Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he? Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball! A face like a half-chewed golf ball. by Biafra J July 11, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the A face like a half-chewed golf ball. mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch