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kiss a basketball boy day 

On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)
It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball 

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

Kiss a basketball boy day 

On October 25, kiss a basketball boy on the cheek.
Hey, can i kiss u on the cheek? It’s national Kiss a Basketball Boy Day.

i have a basketball game tomorrow 

I have shoe game and everything
My names Trey, and I have a basketball game tomorrow

National kiss a Basketball player day

On December 3 it’s kiss a basketball player day, find a basketball player and kiss em.
Hey what day is it? It’s National kiss a basketball player day!

your mother is a basketball 

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say
Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball