boom chuck a willy

Boom Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes.

Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass.

He lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a slug of whiskey and fucked the other 2.

When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well.

On his grave stone written in green was "Boom Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".

boom chuck a willy was a fucking machine

boom chuck a willy by bingo83 April 4, 2010

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Pulling a Willy.

Calling in every Monday due to a hangover. Also calling in because you do not want to go to a certain job site. Pulling a Willy is common in lazy employees. Punishment for bad behavior guarantees you to be sent to a state job where you will triple your income. Not to be confused with Pulling a Brad which there's no punishment for bad behavior.

Well Shawns Pulling a Willy. I see he's working at a school and making 50 bucks a hour.

Pulling a Willy. by randomryan July 13, 2014

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Clone A Willy

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When a women is lonely and missing her boyfriends willy...

You can Clone it before he goes away and then use it on y'all self and pretend he is there.

Lady - "I Miss You Baby"
Man - "You dont have to.. look in your bottom draw"
LAdy - (Groaning) " Oh I love you Clone A Willy "

Clone A Willy by Becky Andersson September 19, 2012

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