A Vlad 

A lightweight, scrawney male that drives a miata and gets rejected by all girls and like to be called puto.He is also very clingy and can't take a hint.

Dude move on stop being a vlad.
Bro you only had on shot why you busting a vlad.

A Vlad by A Vlad February 19, 2019

Pulled a Vlad 

To pull a Vlad essentially means to totally own.

1. In video games, to pull a Vlad means to win by using an extreme amount of skill. So much skill that people's brains can't handle it and they die.

2. In school-related activities (tests, exams), to pull a Vlad means to get well over 100% (even if there's no bonus questions). In very rare occasions, marks of up to 327% have been recorded. Pulled a Vlad indeed!

3. In card games, pulling a Vlad means to utterly defeat the opponent(s) without even really trying.

1. In a game of Starcraft, a young boy is playing against 7 players online:

Boy: Let's get it on.
10 minutes later....
Guy 1-7 are defeated before they even get any buildings up.
Boy: Well, I pulled a Vlad!

2. Guy 1: How'd you do on your exam?
Guy 2: Dude I got 221%!
Guy 1: Man you pulled a Vlad!
Guy 2: Indeed.

3. Guy 1: I play this card and you lose.
Guy 2: How the fuck? It's the second turn of the game!
Guy 1: Pulled a Vlad, bitch.

Pulled a Vlad by ArkaneDemon June 18, 2008

Son of a Vlada 

son of a vlada is refferd to a blonde slutty whore ,you say this when she really pisses you off ,or just at random ppl you dont like .Including valerie vondra,aka Vlada!

Girl: you jerk!

Guy: you son of a VLADA!

Son of a Vlada by pyatkopeyak August 23, 2011

A Vlade 

The act of making the wrong decision despite all available evidence, an army of scouts, the media, and the general public telling you what the correct decision is. This act usually leads to destroying basketball franchises.

Instead of take Luka Doncic, he pulled a Vlade and selected Marvin Bagley.

A Vlade by Ruby Tuesday 916 January 6, 2020

A Vladimir 

This is when you wank/masturbate/touch yourself/practice onanism/jerk off/ before going to sleep.
It can also be called a vladimir although you do it at any time of the day.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"

Person 1: "Yo bro, let's do one more game, it's only 1AM and there is no school tomorrow"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I am very tired, I think I'll do A Vladimir"
Person 1: "It's Ok bro, I might actually do one myself"

A Vladimir by PhallusSpatha April 15, 2021

A Vladimir 

A Vladimir is wank/masturbation usually done before going to sleep.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"

Person 1: "Yo man let's do another game its only 1 AM"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"

A Vladimir by PhallusSpatha April 14, 2021